Thursday, 8 March 2007

Junior Dean


First it was Jesus (Christ) who didn't want me for a sunbeam. Now it's his right hand apostle Peter(house) who doesn't want me either. I'm not bothered, really. I was yesterday on the bus back from Cambridge, but not any more. The only bad thing about all these rejections is that I'm likely to stay around junior deaning. Well, that's a euphemism: I'll be around cleaning vomit, helping people come out of the closet and breaking up parties. Yay!

9 comments:

Unknown said...

We could use a cleaning assistant at the Presidential Palace - would you, perhaps, be interested in taking on this grand responsibility?

ES said...

cleaning assistant? who's the head cleaner then?
;-)

Unknown said...

OK, cleaning manager then?

ES said...

Yes, that I can do! It's always been my dream!
I look forward to hoovering your carpet, sir.
xx
E

WeirdAtmospheres said...

You'll be glad to know Jesus (College in this case) also doesn't want me as his sunbeam (JRF). I dread the options after I have finished my degree. Oh well...

ES said...

of course i´m not glad, remco! i´m really sorry, in fact.
shall we start a business together?
x

Unknown said...

A cleaning business?

ES said...

a cleaning & catering business. i'll cook very oily spanish food and remko will show the world the high cleaning standards of his native holland...

Kait W. said...

Could you *say* it's a cleaning and catering business, but really have it be a crime-fighting business? ;)